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Christina Aguilera Doesn’t Go To Restaurants Naked

4 Apr

Perhaps to make sure Christina Aguilera is not straying from her quest to please the media with an acceptable body, the Daily Mail followed her to a restaurant. There, they noted, she not only ate real food, she also wore a dress that suited her shapely physique.

Because it’s astonishing that a fatty can look good in clothing, critical reporter Andrea Magrath made it a point to demonstrate that Aguilera’s frock “was more alluring than it seemed at first glance.” Adding that, “the two-tone dress created a flattering silhouette for the curvy star.”

Keeping track of Aguilera’s progress, the Daily Mail duly posted pictures that clearly mark the singer’s weight loss. Indictment or encouragement? History will decide.

Source: Daily Mail

Author: Andrea Magrath

Photos: Splash News, Xposure Photos

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UPDATE: It seems the Daily Mail weren’t the only ones stalking Christina. Cele|Bitchy were also on the scene and dug a little deeper into the story:

“…Christina is looking SO MUCH better, right? She’s lost a little weight, she bought a new dress that fits (sort of), she decided to wear some ‘foundation garments’ (Spanx), and her hair and makeup is notably improved. Of course, her boobs are still kind of out of control, but isn’t it nice to see them harnessed in and supported? Is this the start of a whole new Christina? I will be very happy if her days as a hot mess are over.”

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