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Pot Calls Kettle Black: Giuliana vs. LeAnn

2 Apr

This isn’t exactly news, but it bears repeating. Last year, Giuliana Rancic told the HuffPo that LeAnn Rimes looked “a little thin.”

In a most appropriate response, Rimes invited Rancic to talk it out over lunch. Rancic, on a strict no-solid-food diet, preferred to settle the matter over drinks.

Can't we all just get along?

Now they’re BFFs.

Source: The Huffington Post

Photo: Getty Images

Stripes & Christina Aguilera: The Untold Story

2 Apr

It’s a good thing the blog this comes from is called The Superficial, otherwise there might be some confusion.

I can’t tell which is worse: That this piece commends Aguilera for wearing horizontal stripes now that she’s “noticeably smaller,” or that her weight gain causes Adam Levine to sleep “in fear each night that he’ll wake up discovering a new definition of pain and suffering as he’s slowly digested over thousands of years.” Regardless of her weight, one commenter still finds her “porkable.”

The Superficial likes to cover this kind of story from every angle, so they made sure the slideshow featured 22 whole photos of Aguilera’s striped dress.

Because at the end of the day, how dare she?

Source: The Superficial

Photo: Getty Images

Mischa Shows Off her Post-Cheeseburger Bod

2 Apr

Mischa is another poor celeb the gossipers won’t leave alone. She’s either too fat or too skinny. She’s never just fine.

In this photo, she looks alright, but The Hollywood Gossip won’t let it be. They suggest that while she’s not as thin as before, it must be because she’s eating unhealthy food instead of, y’know, eating at all.

Source: The Hollywood Gossip

Photo: Wenn

Pot Calls Kettle Black: Jordan vs. Posh

1 Apr

When former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham told Harper’s Bazaar that she “stands for the general public” when it comes to her fashion sense, glamour model Katie “Everywoman” Price called her delusional.

“And if she had read the papers this week she would know that the general public like eating pasties and the average British woman is a size 16,” Price said. “They can’t afford Posh’s £1,000 dresses let alone fit into them.”

They're just like us, these ladies. See that hand bag? You can get one too if you use The Secret's visualization techniques.

You know what else average women can’t afford, Katie? Multiple breast enhancements, rhinoplasty, lip injections, 5 nannies, 2 personal trainers and replacing their $5,000 hair extensions with more $5,000 hair extensions.

Source: Daily Mail

Writer: Kimberly Dadds

Photos: Big Pictures Photo, Flynet Pictures

No Wait, Celebrities Are Too Skinny

1 Apr

Not to be outdone by the likes of TMZ, MSN proved with its own in-depth slideshow that no, in fact, celebrities are too skinny.

When Nicole Richie gained 5 pounds, the same media said she looked healthier. Because healthy is skinny.

MSN actually called Miz Richie “one of the world’s most food-phobic celebs.” Which begs the question, who’s in that Top 5?

Source: MSN

Photo: Snapper Media

Lithe LeAnn

1 Apr

When photos of a gaunt LeAnn Rimes started to surface in 2011, it took not one but TWO writers at E! to dig deep into the trenches of this story.

Beware the bedazzling "before and after."

Note that the headline is so urgent, it requires both an exclamation point and a question mark.

Source: E! online

Writers: Ted Casablanca & Taryn Ryder

Photo: GSI Media