Archive | July, 2012

Nicki Minaj Gets Real

8 Jul

While the gossip mags are all caught up in whatever fresh insult Lil’ Kim can muster up, Nicki Minaj is busy working.

Why? Because that’s the only thing you’re really doing if you’re successful in the entertainment industry. As a woman, you work doubly hard to create the same conditions for yourself that men enjoy, but the acclaim may never come, and your body will forever be under the microscope.

In this video, Nicki gets real about what it’s like being an assertive woman in show business.

 

Never accept the pickle juice, Miss Minaj!

Mariah Can’t Catch a Break

4 Jul

Perez Hilton, who took a vow to stop bullying celebrities on his site, hasn’t always been kind to Mariah Carey. For the most part, he’s poked fun at her weight. While I applaud his general consistency with his anti-bullying project, he’s not doing Mariah any favours with this piece.

What he implies is that Mariah looks spectacular *because* she’s slim. I was ready to give him the benefit of the doubt until I read the first line of the post, which goes “Mimi’s got curves in all the right places!”

My question is, where are the right places for curves? Would my ass fat be more acceptable and attractive if it ended up in, like, my shoulders or my calves? Where should my curves go?

In a recent article for the Huffington Post, Yashar Ali argued that complimenting someone on their weight loss is a double-edged sword. In one example, he explains how a friend who had lost weight was suddenly being told how beautiful she looked. “Was I just a disgusting pig before? Now I’m worthy of validation?” she said.

I’ve often felt the same way when people have applauded my weight loss. “Are you saying I was too fat before?” I’d often ask. One family member responded, “of course not. I just want you to be healthy.” But even at my heaviest, I assure all readers of The Scrawn that no doctor would have told me that I was at risk of heart disease, high cholesterol, diabetes, or any illness usually tied to obesity. The fact is, I wasn’t obese, I was just not as skinny as your average celebrity. Otherwise, I eat plenty of vegetables, I prefer complex carbohydrates, and my proteins often consist of white meat, fish or beans. Chips, chocolate and general junk food? You won’t find them in the house. At my heaviest, I was never unhealthy.

What does a healthy body look like? A lot of things, many of which might surprise you. On the other hand, there’s only one ideal body, and it isn’t always healthy.

Source: Coco Perez

Photo: Getty Images

Unintended Bodysnark Is Still Bodysnark

4 Jul

A few weeks ago, I shared this picture on Facebook. My caption didn’t stray too much from the original poster’s sentiment: “Yep, times sure have changed.”

Man, I thought, I’d love it if I was encouraged to gain weight instead of losing it. Or really, for the body shape that I have – which mostly resembles that of the lady on the right – to be more socially acceptable than the micro-skinny norm.

Then my insightful friend, artist Jamie Q, pointed out a flaw in the logic. “It’s still the same old thing,” she said. “Only one body type that everyone is supposed to aspire to. Times will have really changed when advertising and the media stop objectifying and comparing women’s bodies to each other.”

Jamie then directed my attention to an interesting piece by Heather Cromarty on the “Marilyn Meme.”

Cromarty argues that “what’s supposed to be an empowering message to women – you don’t have to be a Victoria’s Secret model to be beautiful – is completely undermined by two much older memes: divide and conquer and the male gaze.” As she points out, the well intended exercise just pits women against one another. It might be praising that the ideal body type used to be curvier than it is today, but however you slice it, the Marilyn figure is still an ideal body type, which is the problem.

Fleshy or thin, if you’re female, you’re under more scrutiny and more pressure to maintain whatever the ideal du jour may be. Marilyn was no exception. While most people like to believe she was a 10, a 12 or a 16, author Simon Doonan, who prepared some of Monroe’s clothing for a Christie’s auction, found out that she was more like a 4 in a D-cup. “I discovered that Marilyn was shockingly and unimaginably slender. She was sort of like Kate Moss but fleshier on top,” he writes. “Conventional wisdom says that the camera adds five pounds. After my Marilyn experience, I would say it’s more like 500 pounds.”

It reminds me of something I read in The Philosophy of Andy Warhol (From A to B & Back Again). The famous pop artist wrote: “People look the most kissable when they’re not wearing makeup. Marilyn’s lips weren’t kissable, but they were very photographable.”

The lesson? Don’t idealize a picture.

What Scarlett Ate

4 Jul

At a London press conference for the movie The Avengers, a reporter asked Robert Downey Jr. a drawn-out, thoughtful question about his character Tony Stark’s growth over 3 movies, then followed up with a question to Scarlett Johansson about what she ate to get into shape for her role as the Black Widow. Not missing a beat, Downey Jr. said, “If I’ve learned anything, it’s that people are much more interested in your second question to Scarlett than any answer I can give.”

He then turned to Scarlett and let her take the floor. Her response: “I was just going to say that very thing, it’s so funny. How come you get, like, the really interesting existential question and I get the, like, rabbit food question.” Most who reported on this stopped there, but Johansson’s answer continued. “I don’t know. Yes, surely. When you’re training and doing all that stunt work, you eat a lot of green things.” She then pushed the microphone forward and sat back, looking well peeved.

 

Johansson’s reaction got lauded by various reporters, but true to form, several other news outlets used well-timed selective hearing to make it sound as though she had revealed a remarkable diet secret.

Metro UK reported that she “joked” about eating rabbit food, without getting into who the joke was on or why it was a joke. Zeenews‘s headline reads that Johansson “credits rabbit food for ‘sexy body.'” And the Sydney Morning Herald called it her “catsuit diet,” quoting part of her response, but leaving out the bit where Johansson called out the journalist for asking Downey Jr. a better question.

Thankfully, this is the Internet, so by now, most people know what a poor reporting job these other news outlets did.

There’s also an unsung hero in this story, and it’s Downey Jr. Not only did he ridicule the journalist, he punished her by refusing to answer her question. She would have little to report, and that’s exactly what she deserved.