Her Name Wasn’t Baby

9 Apr

Janet Jackson’s weight has been the subject of many tabloid headlines, for lack of the discovery of more bat-children. Right on cue, Just Jared is on the scene as Nutrisystem reveals Miz Jackson’s new body in their latest ad.

“This is what success looks like,” she tells us, the millions she made from her 10 albums having slipped her mind. At the end of his investigative 100-word piece, Jared asks us, “WHAT DO YOU THINK of Janet Jackson’s new body?”

Me? I liked the old one just fine.

 

Source: Just Jared

Video: Nutrisystem

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