Happy Easter! While You Were Hunting Chocolate…

8 Apr

Forgive the two-day hiatus. We don’t observe Easter at The Scrawn, but we’ll sure as hell take the days off.

This weekend, repeat offender Daily Mail did what it does best: remind you that you cannot afford a personal trainer. Splashed across its homepage are various headlines accompanied by pictures of women in bikinis. The Daily Mail writers had to put in a double-shift to make these pieces came across as legitimate news stories.

Here, the Daily Mail reports on model Kate Upton’s provocative bunny video for The Love Magazine.

When Brooklyn Decker revealed the details of her romance with husband Andy Roddick, the Daily Mail drew us in with this picture.

Apparently, when successful film producer Rita Rusic sports a bikini in Miami Beach, it’s for the sole purpose of pleasing her much younger fiancé. Quoth the Daily Mail: “She showed off an enviable figure for her age…”


Jennifer Ellison: glamour model, Dancing on Ice contestant, and, because the Daily Mail won’t let it die, mother of two.

And finally, the Daily Mail snagged as many production stills as it could from Nicki Minaj’s latest video. Most notable among them was the one where she wears next to nothing while her collaborator, rapper 2 Chainz, remains fully clothed.

Photos: The Love Magazine, Optic Photos, Flynet Pictures, Xposure Photos, Universal Music

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