Stripes & Christina Aguilera: The Untold Story

2 Apr

It’s a good thing the blog this comes from is called The Superficial, otherwise there might be some confusion.

I can’t tell which is worse: That this piece commends Aguilera for wearing horizontal stripes now that she’s “noticeably smaller,” or that her weight gain causes Adam Levine to sleep “in fear each night that he’ll wake up discovering a new definition of pain and suffering as he’s slowly digested over thousands of years.” Regardless of her weight, one commenter still finds her “porkable.”

The Superficial likes to cover this kind of story from every angle, so they made sure the slideshow featured 22 whole photos of Aguilera’s striped dress.

Because at the end of the day, how dare she?

Source: The Superficial

Photo: Getty Images

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